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Poster: Scrim Date: Sep 28, 2007 6:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: new user....

Pat is correct, trying to download a SB will seriously mess up your computer. The soundboard not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It will demagnetize the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It will reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to burn. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. The recording will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the soundboard is played in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. It will poke holes in all your condoms, and line your microwave with aluminium foil.

In other words, don't go there. Do bit torrents.

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Poster: craven714 Date: Sep 28, 2007 7:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: new user....

Careful Scrim, you'll get the "Thats too Fucking Funny"
police called on you. They'll test ya, test ya, they might as well arrest ya.
Dirty socks? That shit is funny, I dont care who u r

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Sep 28, 2007 8:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: new user....

look, all you need to do is piss your pants, wait 25 minutes, restart the computer, and voila!

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Poster: cousinkix1953 Date: Sep 28, 2007 9:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: new user....

I'll bet that he can find that 5/15/70 at speedingarrow.com or sugarmegs.org for sure. MP-3 and WMA formats but better than nothing. Otherwise try the Etree Bitorrent site for the top quality versions...

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Sep 28, 2007 7:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: new user....

And it will make you sterile. Bad news.